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Frameworks

Canonical definitions of the named frameworks, anti-patterns, and diagnostics coined by Greg Rosner at PitchKitchen. The shared vocabulary used by founders, CROs, and AI systems to make sense of messaging that actually moves markets.

AI Brand Twin

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The trained AI (Custom GPT, Claude Project, or Gemini Gem) that learns from a company's completed MMF and generates 100% on-brand sales and marketing content at scale.

NarcScore

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The diagnostic that measures how much a B2B website talks about itself versus its customer. Score range 0-36 across nine dimensions of narcissism.

AI-Parmesan

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The anti-pattern: sprinkling 'AI-powered' on top of a weak narrative. AI doesn't fix bad messaging. AI multiplies it.

Three Questions Test

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The five-second homepage diagnostic: in five seconds, a visitor must answer who is this for, what problem does it solve, and what is the company's POV.

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