"Before PitchKitchen, we were in the negative by $260,000. We’re on track to do $8 million this year. All we've done is invest in PitchKitchen. We don’t need to spend $20,000 a month on a marketing agency.”
Jeffrey A, CEO B2B Healthcare Technology
"We applied PitchKitchen's framework our website and all our sales material and in 6 months, sales quadrupled."
Rose W., Healthcare Navigation Solution
"We’re still chugging along and seeing big results. $1,532,000 attributed to PitchKitchen since May. Another $1.5 million in the pipeline.
April S., CEO SaaS Real Estate
"We had a 9 month runway for funding which would dryup if we didn't get the revenue we needed. Since December we've 5x our pipeline and doubled our close rate - all because of the work we did with PitchKitchen.
Massood Z., CEO, Cybersecurity
"We doubled our sales all without us having to hire a $400K per year CMO who probably wouldn't last 13 months here"
Moufid M., CEO Digital Twin Infrastrucure Solution
Great product.
Weak story.
That's the problem.
If your message is weak, AI won’t save you — it’ll just scale your confusion. That’s why I build rebellions that look like brands, sell like stories, and scale with GPTs.
I help founders burning $5k+/mo on marketing spark sales conversations that win more clients and make them the obvious choice.
Stop marketing that sounds good but doesn’t sell.
Our 90-day sprint is built for $3–50M CEOs ready to break out of the commodity trap and own a category of one.
In just 12 weeks, we help you:
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Craft a Magnetic Message — flip your me-centric pitch into a market-moving narrative
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Train a Custom GPT — your voice, your tone, your brain on-demand
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Redesign Your Website & Deck — every touchpoint tells the same, irresistible story
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Align Your Teams — finally get sales, marketing, and product on the same page
You’ll get the outcomes high-priced CMOs talk about—without the cost, the fluff, or the wait.
Because you’re not just building a brand. You’re leading a rebellion.
WHAT YOU GET
Clarify Your Market & Message
1
MONTH
Uncover what’s broken. Build the message only you can own.
We kick things off with a high-resolution Messaging X-Ray — surfacing what’s missing, what’s misaligned, and where your story needs to evolve to win. Then we craft your new strategic narrative: one that resonates, converts, and scales.
1. Messaging Audit & Sales Engagement X-Ray
We analyze your website, decks, docs, and sales calls. Gaps, inconsistencies, and missed opportunities are centralized and AI-reviewed into a clear, actionable diagnostic.
2. Stakeholder & Validation Interviews
We speak directly with internal leaders (CEO, CRO, Product) and a few trusted prospects or customers to pressure-test the message and surface insight gold.
3. Magnetic Messaging Framework™ Development
A 40–50 page strategic messaging playbook. This becomes the foundation for everything — your brand narrative, positioning, taglines, themes, sales language, website, and LLM training. Everyone on your team uses it. Your AI learns from it. It's your single source of truth.
4. AI Enablement Roadmap
A one-page rollout plan showing exactly where AI can 25x output across sales, marketing, and ops — with use-case ideas, GPT recs, and fast-start actions.
Build Your OpenAI Brand Twin™ & Launch-Ready Toolkit
2
MONTH
Fix your site, train your AI, and deliver the assets your team needs to sell — without guesswork.
Now that your message is clear, we turn it into a scalable system. You’ll walk away with a fully-trained OpenAI Brand Twin™, a conversion-ready homepage, and a sales deck built to win deals — all powered by your Magnetic Messaging Framework™. Everything is built to save you time, reduce marketing waste, and make your team faster and sharper.
1. OpenAI Brand Twin™ (powered by Magnetic Messaging GPT™)
Your custom-trained GPT becomes your 24/7 brand ambassador — writing like your best marketer, responding like your sharpest rep. It’s trained on your voice, tone, positioning, and strategy. Your team can use it to generate emails, pages, posts, and more — on demand, on brand, and free to use.
✅ Cuts marketing costs to near zero.
✅ Speeds up content creation 25x.
✅ Keeps everyone on-message.
2. Story-Driven Homepage Wireframe
Your message, now in website form. We deliver a full homepage layout — copy, visual flow, and CTA structure — designed to convert in 9 seconds or less. Just hand it to your developer (human or AI).
✅ No blank page. No rewrites.
✅ Built from your Magnetic Messaging Framework™.
✅ Launch with confidence.
3. Discovery Prompter Sales Deck
This is your flagship deck — modular, interactive, and built to help your team lead strategic conversations that open minds and close deals. It replaces founder-led selling with scalable story-driven insight.
✅ Custom-built for how your buyers think.
✅ Adapts to use cases and objections.
✅ Gives your team a repeatable path to “yes.”
Launch Your Message. Drive Pipeline.
3
MONTH
Turn your story into campaigns, conversations, and momentum.
This is where it all takes off. In Month 3, we launch the core assets and outreach systems that turn your messaging into meetings — and your clarity into conversions. From lead magnets to AI-powered sales workflows, everything is built to create conversations with the right people.
And yes — you’ll start to show up as the signal in your market, not the noise.
1. Lead Magnet (PDF or GPT Format)
A high-value asset that delivers clarity and utility. Built to attract ideal prospects, support campaigns, and position you as a credible voice.
✅ Works for outbound, inbound, and paid.
✅ Delivers value upfront.
✅ PDF or GPT — your choice.
2. Email Outreach Sequence
A 3-part cold or warm email sequence that sparks replies and books meetings — without sounding like spam.
✅ Magnetic Messaging tone and structure.
✅ Plug-and-play for your team or CRM.
✅ Built to scale your reach.
3. Thought Leadership Webinar Series
Turn Thought Leadership Into Deal Flow. Not just a webinar — a strategic growth asset. We design a 3-part virtual series using conversion-optimized frameworks inspired by industry greats like Russell Brunson, Russ Ruffino, and Anik Singal. These aren’t educational lectures — they’re designed to generate leads, spark demand, and position you as the go-to authority.
✅ Built to drive pipeline, not just attendance.
✅ Includes strategy, slides, and follow-up plan.
✅ Creates assets you can reuse across email, social, and sales.
4. AI Sales Training (Live + Recorded)
We teach your team how to close faster using your OpenAI Brand Twin™ — including follow-ups, proposals, objection handling, and more.
✅ Unlocks faster execution.
✅ Creates consistency across reps.
✅ Onboards future hires in minutes.
5. Answer Engine Optimization (AEO) Strategy
Content built for humans. Structured for AI. We identify the 50+ most important questions your ideal buyers are asking ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and others — then help you become the answer.
But we don’t just guess.
We use a structured taxonomy designed to match how large language models (LLMs) interpret, rank, and retrieve information. That means your content isn’t just smart — it’s LLM-readable, AI-findable, and future-proofed.
✅ Trains AI to surface your expertise
✅ Earns visibility in emerging answer engines
✅ Positions you as the default authority in your space
After Month Three: What Happens Next
By the end of the 90-Day Sprint, you’ll walk away with messaging that actually lands, a homepage wireframe built to convert, sales assets that sell without you, and a trained AI tool that knows your story better than most marketers ever will.
But here’s the key: strategy and assets alone won’t drive growth. You’ll need fuel—ongoing effort, budget, and intention—to activate everything we’ve built.
Most of our clients are already investing $3K–$10K/month (or more) on marketing—ads, events, staffing, outbound, content, you name it. The most successful ones reallocate that spend to amplify the new narrative and unlock serious ROI.
If you’re not ready to commit to the follow-through, this isn’t a good fit—and that’s okay. But if you are? This is your growth engine.
WHAT'S AT STAKE
Stop the spray-and-pray marketing tactics– or get left behind in the AI-powered marketplace.
Your solution is only as good as how you communicate it. Start laying the foundation for new revenue by having the right conversations with the right prospects—and by leveraging AI to stay ahead of competitors.
LOSING SALES
Losing sales to your competitors (even the weaker ones) because you aren’t perceived as a category leader—especially as others adopt AI to create personalized, dynamic campaigns that outperform yours.
STUCK ON OPINIONS
Without data-driven insights from AI, your team gets stuck in opinion loops, debating strategies instead of taking action—leaving your sales flat month after month.
INNEFECTIVE SALES DECK
Because your homepage is ineffective at telling the whole story, your sales deck ends tries to do all the heavy lifting leaving not enough time to have breakthrough discussions with customers about their goals and challenges.
NO REASON TO BUY
Running social media ads, PPC, and website tweaks without AI insights makes it harder to find what works. Without a clear, AI-informed story, your ideal customers won't see a reason to change.
STALLED GROWTH
Growth stalls as your market evolves and competitors leverage AI to adapt faster than you. Staying the course without AI means increasing your risk of being left behind.
WASTING TIME AND MONEY
Your prospects are showing up thinking you're selling something you're not, and end up wasting sales time and inflating an already inaccurate pipeline.