Better than a $350K Gamble?
A CMO costs $250K+, plus $100K+ in execution — with no guaranteed outcome. PitchKitchen delivers a full go-to-market system in 90 days, at a fraction of the cost, with a team focused solely on results — not job security. Win Rate Guarantee available for qualified companies.
"Before PitchKitchen, we were in the negative by $260,000. We’re on track to do $8 million this year. All we've done is invest in PitchKitchen. We don’t need to spend $20,000 a month on a marketing agency.”
Jeffrey A, CEO B2B Healthcare Technology
"We applied PitchKitchen's framework our website and all our sales material and in 6 months, sales quadrupled."
Rose W., Healthcare Navigation Solution
"We’re still chugging along and seeing big results. $1,532,000 attributed to PitchKitchen since May. Another $1.5 million in the pipeline.
April S., CEO SaaS Real Estate
"We had a 9 month runway for funding which would dryup if we didn't get the revenue we needed. Since December we've 5x our pipeline and doubled our close rate - all because of the work we did with PitchKitchen.
Massood Z., CEO, Cybersecurity
"We doubled our sales all without us having to hire a $400K per year CMO who probably wouldn't last 13 months here"
Moufid M., CEO Digital Twin Infrastrucure Solution
Stop marketing that sounds good but doesn’t sell.
Our 90-day sprint is built for $3–50M CEOs ready to break out of the commodity trap and own a category of one.
In just 12 weeks, we help you:
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Craft a Magnetic Message — flip your me-centric pitch into a market-moving narrative
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Train a Custom GPT — your voice, your tone, your brain on-demand
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Redesign Your Website & Deck — every touchpoint tells the same, irresistible story
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Align Your Teams — finally get sales, marketing, and product on the same page
You’ll get the outcomes high-priced CMOs talk about—without the cost, the fluff, or the wait.
Because you’re not just building a brand. You’re leading a rebellion.
WHAT YOU GET
Clarify Your Market & Message
1
MONTH
Define the message ONLY you can own
This is where we uncover the raw truth of your market, diagnose what’s not working, and craft a strategic message that cuts through the noise.
1. Messaging Audit & Engagement Assessment
We analyze your website, decks, docs, and recorded sales calls. Everything is centralized in an AI-reviewed repository to uncover gaps, inconsistencies, and missed conversion opportunities. You get a prioritized, actionable diagnostic.
2. Intake & Validation Interviews
We kick off with your core team, then run 1:1 interviews with leaders like the CEO, CRO, and product heads. We also validate messaging with 1–2 external interviews to ensure it lands with customers, partners, or prospects.
3. Magnetic Messaging Framework
Your Bible for the business: a 25–30 page playbook with your core story, transformation narrative, positioning, taglines, themes, and hashtags. Everything you build — from decks to GPTs — starts here.
4. AI Education & Enablement Plan
A one-page roadmap pinpointing where AI can unlock 25x gains across sales, marketing, and ops. Includes top GPT ideas and a prioritized rollout plan. Your launchpad for smart, strategic AI adoption.
Build Your Message Machine
2
MONTH
Turning your strategy into tools
Transform your messaging into scalable, on-brand assets that convert — from your website to your sales team to your AI.
1. Story-Driven Homepage Preview
A full homepage mockup — copy, layout, images, and calls to action — built from your Magnetic Messaging Framework that you can give to your developer (Human or AI). It answers, in 9 seconds: what you do, who it’s for, why it matters, and what to do next. No guesswork. Just a launch-ready guide that saves time, money, and missteps.
2. Your Private, Branded Custom GPT for Content Creation
Your private, always-on AI brand writer — trained on your voice, tone, and messaging. You own it. Your team can use it to instantly generate posts, emails, pages, and more — all on-brand, on-command.
3. Discovery Prompter Sales Deck
A choose-your-own-adventure sales deck that empowers your team to lead the 12 key conversations that open minds and close deals — without relying on you. Built to replace founder-led selling with scalable, story-driven guidance.
Turn Messaging Into Meetings
3
MONTH
Launch assets that convert to pipeline
Equip your team with campaigns, content, and training that spark conversations, build credibility, and drive demand.
1. Lead Magnet PDF or GPT Magnet
A high-impact, thought-provoking lead magnet — delivered as a polished PDF or interactive GPT. Built to attract qualified leads, support outbound campaigns, and deliver real value in your niche. Your Swiss Army knife for top- and mid-funnel engagement.
2. 3-Part Email Outreach Sequence
A proven email sequence using your Magnetic Messaging, designed for high reply rates. Cold or warm, these emails spark real conversations and book meetings — without sounding like spam. Your team gets a repeatable, scalable system.
3. Lead-Gen Webinar Series Plan
A complete strategy and slide deck for a 3-part thought leadership series. It’s not a webinar — it’s your manifesto in motion. Built to drive pipeline, rally ideal buyers, and position you as the leader of a category.
4. AI Sales Training (Live + Recorded)
A live workshop to train your team on using AI tools to close more deals. We’ll practice tactical empathy, use your custom GPT, and show how to turn call transcripts into recaps, proposals, and follow-ups. Save time. Win more.
5. Answer Engine Optimization (AEO) Strategy
We’ll draft the top 50 questions your ideal buyers are asking ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, and others — across 3 key themes in their journey. Then publish a structured, AI-readable page on your site to train LLMs to see you as the authority.
After Month Three: What Happens Next
By the end of the 90-Day Sprint, you’ll walk away with messaging that actually lands, a homepage wireframe built to convert, sales assets that sell without you, and a trained AI tool that knows your story better than most marketers ever will.
But here’s the key: strategy and assets alone won’t drive growth. You’ll need fuel—ongoing effort, budget, and intention—to activate everything we’ve built.
Most of our clients are already investing $3K–$10K/month (or more) on marketing—ads, events, staffing, outbound, content, you name it. The most successful ones reallocate that spend to amplify the new narrative and unlock serious ROI.
If you’re not ready to commit to the follow-through, this isn’t a good fit—and that’s okay. But if you are? This is your growth engine.
WHAT'S AT STAKE
Stop the spray-and-pray marketing tactics– or get left behind in the AI-powered marketplace.
Your solution is only as good as how you communicate it. Start laying the foundation for new revenue by having the right conversations with the right prospects—and by leveraging AI to stay ahead of competitors.
LOSING SALES
Losing sales to your competitors (even the weaker ones) because you aren’t perceived as a category leader—especially as others adopt AI to create personalized, dynamic campaigns that outperform yours.
STUCK ON OPINIONS
Without data-driven insights from AI, your team gets stuck in opinion loops, debating strategies instead of taking action—leaving your sales flat month after month.
INNEFECTIVE SALES DECK
Because your homepage is ineffective at telling the whole story, your sales deck ends tries to do all the heavy lifting leaving not enough time to have breakthrough discussions with customers about their goals and challenges.
NO REASON TO BUY
Running social media ads, PPC, and website tweaks without AI insights makes it harder to find what works. Without a clear, AI-informed story, your ideal customers won't see a reason to change.
STALLED GROWTH
Growth stalls as your market evolves and competitors leverage AI to adapt faster than you. Staying the course without AI means increasing your risk of being left behind.
WASTING TIME AND MONEY
Your prospects are showing up thinking you're selling something you're not, and end up wasting sales time and inflating an already inaccurate pipeline.